I was glorious and femme for about five minutes I don’t know what happened I’m so sorry everybody
maybe one day I will be worthy again
tbh though white lady aintshitness is basically my whole shtick
I should really just chop my hair off and buy a visor and some double wide Bermuda shorts already
get ahead of the game while I’m still young
ever look at yourself and just think man I am really plumbing the depths of my own aintshitness today
after careful study of the olds I think I have finally begun to comprehend this so called “rock and roll” phenomenon